Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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