For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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