I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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