I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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