me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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