So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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