PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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