Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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