1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Randomize
