porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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