my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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