You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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