I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
vagina is talking i cant
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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