If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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