oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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