Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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