what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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