I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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