Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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