so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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