we have pet lesbian snakes
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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