what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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