umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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