It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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