loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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