This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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