I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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