As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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