i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
