This girl is more easily done than said...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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