yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Come on in and take your pants off
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