Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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