But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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