So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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