This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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