i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
that's an acceptable place to lick
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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