Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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