If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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