Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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