WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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