I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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