Say something about gay babies.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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