after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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