we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
