i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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