im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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