dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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