i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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