I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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