I hate all girls vehemently.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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