Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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