all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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