He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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