I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though