ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness