I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.