she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We don't watch enough power rangers
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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